Hello reader.

As you may have noted by now, I’m Crystal Hay. To be clear, that’s ‘Crystal’ like the things that shine, and ‘Hay’ like the horse food. I’m a Midweight Copywriter based in Auckland, NZ.

I’m a rural-raised Kiwipino maximalist would-be fashionista who wasn't allowed to do sleepovers growing up. The consequences of this means I grew up to be a weirdo. However, the benefit is that I’m always inspired to make work that sticks with people.

In my spare time, I like to draw tattoo designs, study Japanese, and find small holes to take naps in.